Location: Airport Perfume Store

Me: Hey Mum I've got to show you this awesome new perfume I found!
Mum: It had better smell good, the last one you showed me made me feel like my nose was going to drop off.
Me: ...O.o' R-really?
Mum: *nods* Uh-huh. Now, show me this perfume you're so keen on.
Me: *holds out perfume for mum to sniff* Whatcha think?
Mum: ...What's it meant to smell like?
Me: uh.. *looks at box* Apples and Cherry Blossoms. Why?
Mum: Think my cold just congregated in my nostrils, get your dad to smell it.
Me: Oh, that sucks... Daddy! *runs to find dad* Smell the Perfume!

Dad: *squirts it on hands and waits till it dries*
Me: Real men try perfume to see what it smells like cause skin gives it a different scent.
Dad: *sniffs at perfume* ... it's melon scented.
Me: *pouts* no... it's apple and cherry blossom.
Dad: Oh... *sniffs again and considers* Not my kind of stuff.
Me: I wasn't planning on getting it for you! >_<

If anyone is wondering what perfume I was trying to get my parents to try, it was DKNY's BE DELICIOUS-Fresh Blossoms. I want it so bad!!!! DX It's pink and even has a slight peachy after tone, lasts a REALLY long time on my skin...